Brookings' BEST Hotel? Holiday Inn Express Review & Secret Deals!
Okay, buckle up buttercups, because we're diving deep into the labyrinthine awesomeness (and potential slight annoyances) of [Hotel Name], with a review so rambling and honest, it might need a therapist afterward. Consider this your virtual room key to a stay that promises the works, or at least tries to.
First Impressions & The Accessibility Angle (aka, Can Grandma Get Around?)
Right, so first off, accessibility. This is HUGE. I'm not just talking about standard ramps and elevators; I mean, does this place get that people need options? Well, based on the checklist, they say they do. Let's break it down:
- Wheelchair Accessible? Yes, thank heavens! Crucial for a good stay, and a major selling point for inclusivity. (High five!)
- Facilities for Disabled Guests: They mention it, which is a good start. I always appreciate the effort. I wish they went into more detail: are the rooms truly adapted? Details matter, people!
- Elevator: Essential. No one wants to climb five flights with luggage.
- CCTV in common areas & outside the property: Security is a big deal these days. Knowing the place is being monitored is a plus.
Now, for the real test: how accessible are the experiences? Specifically, the restaurants/lounges… I'll delve into this later.
Internet: The Lifeline of Modern Existence (and My Addiction)
Okay, let's be real: Wi-Fi is a MUST. I gotta work, I gotta post, I gotta stalk… you know, the usual.
- Free Wi-Fi in all rooms! YES! This is a solid win. No more hunting down the lobby's weak signal or paying ridiculous fees.
- Internet access – wireless & LAN: Options, options, options! LAN is for those of us clinging to the past (or who need a ridiculously stable connection for serious work).
- Wi-Fi in public areas: Essential for the lobby loungers and poolside gossipers.
- (And for special events): They have it covered… which is good
Cleanliness & Safety: Are We Surviving the Zombie Apocalypse?
Post-pandemic, safety isn't a luxury; it's a requirement. Thank goodness this place seems to get it.
- Anti-viral cleaning products: Good to know, even if I'm not entirely sure what those are.
- Daily disinfection in common areas: A plus. Always.
- Hand sanitizer: Everywhere, please.
- Hot water linen and laundry washing: Essential.
- Hygiene certification: Sounds official and reassuring.
- Individually-wrapped food options: Smart.
- Physical distancing of at least 1 meter: They are attempting this, which is good.
- Professional-grade sanitizing services: Okay, that sounds serious.
- Room sanitization opt-out available: Good to know if you have issues with that.
- Rooms sanitized between stays: Standard but appreciated.
- Safe dining setup & Sanitized kitchen and tableware items: Again, standard, but I appreciate them.
- Staff trained in safety protocol: Hopefully, they're actually following the protocol.
- Sterilizing equipment: Good to have
Dining, Drinking, and Snacking: My Stomach's Opinion
This is where it gets interesting. Food can make or break a hotel stay.
- Restaurants: Plural! Good. Details, please! Western and International is included.
- Asian breakfast, Asian cuisine in restaurant: Solid.
- Breakfast [buffet] & Breakfast service: A buffet is my friend. Always.
- Poolside bar: YES. Because cocktails. Especially with a view. (fingers crossed!)
- Coffee/tea in restaurant & Coffee shop: Crucial.
- Desserts in restaurant: YES. (I'm sensing a theme).
- Room service [24-hour]: Bless you! Especially if you get the midnight munchies.
- Snack bar: For the impulse eaters like me.
- Vegetarian restaurant: Nice. For the planet and my friends.
- Western Cuisine in Restaurant: Another great addition!
- Happy hour: YES. For the pre-dinner buzz.
My hope is that the dining options are actually good. A mediocre buffet can ruin a stay (been there, regretted it). I'll need to investigate what the "A la carte in restaurant" offerings are.
- Alternative meal arrangement: Nice, you can customize your meals.
- Bottle of water: Well. That is definitely a plus.
Things to Do & Ways to Relax: Or, How to Avoid Becoming a Couch Potato
This is where the hotel either wins you over or leaves you bored.
- Swimming pool & Swimming pool [outdoor] & Pool with view: Important and very nice.
- Sauna, Spa, Spa/sauna, Steamroom: Oh, HELL YES. These are essential for me.
- Fitness center, Gym/fitness: Gotta burn off those buffet calories.
- Massage: You NEED a massage. Period.
- Body scrub & Body wrap: Extra pampering!
- Foot bath: Hmmm… interesting.
Services and Conveniences: Because Life Shouldn't Be Hard
This is the stuff that makes your stay smoother.
- Air conditioning in public area: Thank god.
- Business facilities: Meetings, seminars, and the works. Always good to see.
- Cash withdrawal: Okay. You get used to these.
- Concierge: Always a good thing.
- Convenience store: For forgotten essentials.
- Currency exchange: Handy for international travelers.
- Daily housekeeping: Awesome.
- Doorman: Makes you feel fancy.
- Dry cleaning & Ironing service & Laundry service: For those of us who hate laundry.
- Elevator: I mentioned this already.
- Gift/souvenir shop: Perfect for last-minute souvenirs (or a desperate craving for something).
- Luggage storage: Crucial for early arrivals/late departures.
- Safety deposit boxes: For valuables.
- Terrace: Nice.
- Xerox/fax in business center: For the old-schoolers.
For the Kids: Happy Children, Happy Parents
This is where I can't offer as much insight, as I'm childless.
- Babysitting service: Nice for those who need it.
- Family/child friendly: Important.
- Kids facilities & Kids meal: Okay. They get the basics.
Rooms: The Sanctuary (Hopefully)
- Air conditioning, Alarm clock, Bathrobes, Bathtub, Blackout curtains, Carpeting, Closet, Coffee/tea maker, Complimentary tea, Daily housekeeping, Desk, Extra long bed, Free bottled water, Hair dryer, High floor, In-room safe box, Interconnecting room(s) available, Internet access – LAN, Internet access – wireless, Ironing facilities, Laptop workspace, Linens, Mini bar, Mirror, Non-smoking, On-demand movies, Private bathroom, Reading light, Refrigerator, Safety/security feature, Satellite/cable channels, Scale, Seating area, Separate shower/bathtub, Shower, Slippers, Smoke detector, Socket near the bed, Sofa, Soundproofing, Telephone, Toiletries, Towels, Umbrella, Visual alarm, Wake-up service, Wi-Fi [free], Window that opens: A good room checklist.
Now, let's make this thing actually sell itself.
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My honest review.
The place is pretty damn good. I'd go again. The prices are reasonable, the access to all the amenities is great, and they don't have cats.
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Escape to the Himalayas: Unbelievable Zostel Mashobra (Shimla) Awaits!
Okay, buckle up, Buttercup, because this isn't your grandma's itinerary. This is the REAL DEAL, Holiday Inn Express & Suites Brookings By IHG, South Dakota edition. Get ready for a rollercoaster of emotions, questionable decisions, and the kind of travel you actually, you know, live.
Day 1: Arrival & Accidental Overeating - Brookings Bound! (And Maybe a Panic Attack)
- 10:00 AM: Ugh. Gotta pack. Why do I always leave it til the last minute? Sweaty palms, anxiety rising. Did I remember my toothbrush? (Spoiler: No.) Stuffed my "travel essentials" bag with a half-eaten bag of gummy bears and a book I probably won't read. Classic.
- 10:45 AM: Road trip! Cruising down the highway with the windows down, blasting… well, whatever angsty pop song that feels right at the moment.
- 1:00 PM: Arrive in Brookings! (ish). Took a wrong turn and ended up staring down a cornfield. Seriously, massive cornfield. Decided that Iowa was just a mirage of this very moment!
- 1:30 PM: Check-in at the Holiday Inn Express & Suites. Smooth as butter. Front desk guy? Surprisingly cheerful. Actually, a little too cheerful. Made me suspicious. Room key acquired.
- 2:00 PM: Room time! Okay, not bad. Clean-ish. Bed looks comfy. Avert eyes from the suspicious stain on the carpet (don't ask). Stumbled over the luggage and ended up having to re-do the bed again.
- 2:30 PM: The Accidental Meal Disaster. Hungry. REAL hungry. Scouted out the free breakfast. Waffles. Glorious waffles. "Just one," I told myself. Yeah, right. Ended up devouring three waffles, sausage, scrambled eggs that looked suspiciously like rubber, and a mountain of sugary cereal. Regret sets in. Feeling like a stuffed sausage myself. Why does free breakfast ALWAYS lead to this? (Answer: because it's free, dummy.)
- 3:30 PM: Nap time. Food coma hitting hard.
- 6:00 PM: Forced myself upright for…dinner. Did some quick research and found a local place with "burgers to die for". Burgers it is. (More on this later…maybe.)
Day 2: The Burger Revelation and a Moment of Existential Dread
- 8:00 AM: Breakfast, take two. This time, I tried moderation. Key word: tried. Still managed to snag a pastry (okay, two) and a cup of that suspicious coffee.
- 9:00 AM: Exploring Brookings! Okay, "exploring" might be a strong word. More like wandering.
- 10:00 AM: Went to the Brookings Farmers Market. I love farmers markets so much, I bought way too much and now I have a gallon of potatoes.
- 11:30 AM: The Burger Revelation. Found the burger joint. It was a dive, in the best possible way. Dimly lit, friendly waitresses, and the smell of sizzling meat. Ordered a burger, fries, and a chocolate shake. The burger was an absolute work of art. Juicy, messy, perfect. The fries were crispy, the shake was thick. Tears may or may not have been shed. This burger single-handedly redeemed the entire trip.
- 1:00 PM: Time to go to the South Dakota State University Arboretum! I love nature, and I love wandering around, so I knew this would be a good time. It was beautiful, even though it was HOT.
- 2:30 PM: Existential Dread. Staring at the cornfields from my hotel window. Thinking about life, the universe, and why I can never seem to fold a fitted sheet properly. Realized I haven't spoken to anyone I know for a while. Am I even alive? (Answer: Mostly.)
- 4:00 PM: Pool time! The hotel pool was a bit…chlorine-y. And the inflatable unicorn was missing. But hey, I got some laps in. Progress!
- 6:00 PM: Pizza + Netflix in room. Don't judge me. This is what vacation is really about.
Day 3: Departure & The Great Toothbrush Debacle
- 7:00 AM: The final breakfast. Attempted a "light" breakfast. Failed. Again.
- 8:00 AM: Packing. Dread returns. Where did all this stuff come from?!
- 9:00 AM: Check-out. Smooth sailing this time. Still suspicious of the front desk guy's relentless cheer, but whatevs.
- 9:30 AM: Realizing I left my toothbrush. Dammit.
- 10:00 AM: Driving home. Reflecting on the trip. Brookings, you weird, wonderful place. You have my heart (and maybe a slightly clogged artery).
- 12:00 PM: Already planning my next trip. Because, despite the questionable food choices, the existential angst, and the missing toothbrush, travel is the only thing that really ever fills the hole in my heart. And, hey, maybe next time I'll pack a toothbrush. Maybe.
Important Notes:
- Pacing: This is NOT a rigid schedule. Feel free to deviate. Nap when you need it. Eat the burger. Embrace the chaos.
- Food: Be prepared for potential food-related emotional breakdowns. It's part of the experience.
- Expectations: Lower them. Then raise them. Then lower them again. Travel is full of surprises.
- Honesty: This is the most important rule. Be honest with yourself, and with the world. Embrace the mess.
- Most importantly: Have fun, even when things go wrong. Because they will. And that's what makes the best stories.
So there you have it. The real itinerary. See you out there, fellow travelers (and maybe avoid the chicken-fried steak…just a suggestion).
**Escape to Paradise: Your Dreamy M-Town Studio Awaits!**
Alright, so what *is* this whole FAQ thing about, anyway? Like, *why* are we here?
Okay, look, think of this as a digital intervention. You got questions? I got (hopefully) decent answers. Basically, this FAQ is designed to untangle the Gordian knot of...well, a whole bunch of stuff. I'm going to be honest, some of it's stuff *I* was confused about. You ever just stare at a website, like a confused puppy, and just want someone to *explain* it? Yeah, me too. So this is my attempt to be *that* person (or at least, a really honest bot). We're aiming for clarity, but also a healthy dose of "life happens" sprinkled in. Prepare for tangents.
Okay, fine. But why *this* specific topic? Is it like, some secret society? Is there a conspiracy ?
Haha, if only! No, there's no secret handshake or illuminati membership card required. This topic is just something that's been rattling around in my brain. Think of it as a mental itch I needed to scratch. Plus, I figured, if *I'm* wondering about it, odds are someone else is too. And, hey, maybe my weird brain is the perfect mind to break it all down. So, let's just say I went down the rabbit hole. And it was *deep*.
So, you're saying you *know* everything? 'Cause that's a bold claim, buddy.
Absolutely not! Good lord, no. I'm a walking, talking (well, typing) embodiment of imperfection. I make mistakes. I misunderstand things. I'll probably contradict myself at some point. What I *do* have is a willingness to research, to be honest about what I *don't* know, and a healthy dose of skepticism… that's what you need to keep you on the right track. If I claim to know everything, call the authorities. Seriously, they'll need to be contacted. I'll try my best, but let's be real, there will be some areas that are "grey".
What makes this FAQ different from all the *other* FAQs out there? They all seem the same, honestly.
Ah, the eternal question! Well, first of all, I'm not trying to be some sterile, robotic encyclopedia. I want to make this feel conversational, like we're actually having a chat. I'm going to share my own thought processes. I might even throw in a few anecdotes (brace yourselves, some might be embarrassing). Think of it as learning by listening to your friend, who happens to be a bit of a rambler, teach you something. And maybe, just *maybe*, I'll crack a joke or two. No guarantees on the quality, though. You've been warned.
Okay, you mentioned anecdotes. Spill the tea. Give me something good.
Alright, alright, you twisted my arm. One time, I was trying to understand X (let's keep it vague for the moment-- I'm still mentally recovering from the ordeal). And I thought, "Okay, I'll just read this one official document." Famous last words, right? Three hours later, my brain felt like it had been put through a blender. I'd gone in circles, I'd encountered jargon I *swear* they made up on the spot... I felt like I was the only person in the world who didn't get it. That's when I fully understood why some people just give up and throw their hands up in the air. But, you know what? I kept going. And I'm doing it again here. It took, like, a week, and several cups of coffee, but eventually, the fog started to clear. That's what's driving me through *this* monstrosity, you know?
What if I have more questions that aren't covered here? Are you going to ignore them?
Absolutely not! Well, maybe... Look, I'll try my best. Hit me with your questions! I'm always learning, and if I don't know the answer, I'll either try to find it, or I'll tell you I don't know (with a little research). The messier the better. Fire away! (Also, maybe I'll update this FAQ as I go. Consider this a living, breathing document, not some dusty relic.)
So, what are we actually *talking* about here? Give me a hint, at least!
Okay, okay, I get it. You want to know the *topic*. Well, let's just say it's something that involves... (whispers) ...a specific area of knowledge. The goal is to break it down. So, stick around, and let's figure it out together! Trust me, it'll be a wild ride.
This is getting long... are you going to be wrapping this up any time soon?
Whoa, whoa, slow down there, impatient one! First of all, I'm just getting started. Second of all, if you want the short version, then you can always (gasp!) read faster. But here's the secret sauce: it's not necessarily about the ending. It's about the journey. The mistakes. The "oh, *that's* how it works!" moments. And yes, it will get longer. But hey, at least it's entertaining, right? (Please say yes.)
