
Bluesun Mala Berulia: Croatia's Hidden Paradise Awaits YOU!
Bluesun Mala Berulia: Croatia's Hidden Paradise… Actually, Let's See If It's My Paradise! (A Brutally Honest Review)
Okay, so "Hidden Paradise" is a hell of a claim. I've seen that phrase slapped on everything from dodgy beach huts to overpriced juice cleanses. But Bluesun Mala Berulia in Croatia? Let's dive in and see if the hype is real. I'm talking full-frontal, no-holds-barred review, people. Get ready.
Accessibility: The Good, The Okay, and the "Hmm…"
- Accessibility: This is crucial, right? I'm not a wheelchair user myself, but I'm always looking out for folks. And the website for Bluesun Mala Berulia says they have facilities for disabled guests. That's a start! It sounds like they've thought about lifts and such…
- Elevator: Good! A modern necessity.
- Beyond that, I didn't personally scrutinize specific room accessibility (details on that would be hugely helpful for someone who needs it). So, I can't give a definitive thumbs up or down, but I'm hoping they've invested heavily in this – Croatia is beautiful, and everyone should get a chance to experience it.
Cleanliness and Safety: Pandemic-Era Pananoia and Precaution
Right, let's talk about the elephant in the room: COVID.
- Anti-viral cleaning products? Good. They should be doing this.
- Daily disinfection in common areas? Excellent. A relief to hear.
- Rooms sanitized between stays? YES! This is non-negotiable in 2024..
- Hand sanitizer? Hopefully, available everywhere.
- Physical distancing of at least 1 meter? Well, that's the ideal. Whether people actually do it… that's another story. (More on that later… in the dining section!)
- Staff trained in safety protocol: Crucial. Seriously, I went to a hotel once where… well, let's just say it involved a whole lot of cluelessness.
- Room sanitization opt-out available?: Interesting. I like the choice.
- Cashless payment service: Handy. Keeps things swift.
- Safe dining setup: Fingers crossed.
- Individually-wrapped food options? Sigh. The death of the buffet. But hey, safety first.
- Hot water linen and laundry washing? Again, a given, but important to confirm they do it!
- Hygiene certification?: That would be a plus for peace of mine.
- Doctor/nurse on call? Always a comfort.
- First aid kit?: Another essential.
Rooms: Let's Get Cozy (Or Not)
Okay, I'm now checking out the room options, where it is really important to me to get a good night's sleep.
- Air conditioning: Necessary in the Croatian sun.
- Blackout curtains: BLESS. I NEED these. My sleep schedule is a mess as it is, don't let the sun mess it up further.
- Bathrobes: A nice touch.
- Additional toilet: Always worth it!
- Interconnecting room(s) available: I'm picturing families. Nice!
- In-room safe box: Essential for wallets, phones, etc.
- Internet access – wireless : Check!
- Free Wi-Fi in all rooms! Double-check!
- Daily housekeeping? Gotta have it!
- Desk: Yes, I need a workspace
- Mini bar: Always nice.
- Non-smoking?: YES! Crucial.
- Shower? (And hopefully a nice one!)
- Slippers: A subtle luxury.
- Wake-up service: Useful. Though, I have my alarm.
- Window that opens: I love fresh air; a must-have!
Dining, Drinking, and Snacking: Feed Me, Seymore!
This is where things get interesting, people. This is where paradise can either bloom or wither.
- Restaurants: Plural? Good. Choice is King!
- Breakfast [buffet]: Ah, the classic – a bellwether for hotels, good or bad. I'm hoping for a good one. I love a decent buffet breakfast with a wide selection.
- A la carte in restaurant: Always a win for those who want a more upscale experience.
- Coffee/tea in restaurant: Essential for the morning. I need coffee.
- Bar: For those sundowner drinks!
- Poolside bar: YES! A must-have for a relaxing stay.
- Happy hour: I hope there is a happy hour!
- Room service [24-hour]: This can be a lifesaver. Especially if you've had a long travel day or need a late-night snack.
- Snack bar: Always good for a quick bite.
- Bottle of water: Expected.
- Alternative meal arrangement: Dietary requirement is always important
- Desserts in restaurant: I'm already drooling!
- Western breakfast/cuisine: Always a good start.
- International cuisine in restaurant: Variety is the spice of life!
- Vegetarian restaurant: Important to accommodate.
- Soup in restaurant: Comfort food!
- Salad in restaurant: Gotta get my greens!
- Coffee shop: I'm obsessed.
- Asian cuisine in restaurant: Even better!
- Asian breakfast: A great one if it is available.
The "Things to Do" and "Ways to Relax" Section: Spa, Sauna, and Serious Chill
- Swimming pool: A good pool is a must-have.
- Swimming pool [outdoor]: Hope there's a nice view with it!
- Spa/sauna: A classic combo.
- Sauna/Steamroom, Foot bath: Okay, nice!
- Jacuzzi or Hot tub?: Ah, the ultimate relaxation statement!
- Massage: Essential.
- Body scrub, Body wrap: Extra luxury!
- Gym/fitness, Fitness center: Gotta work off those buffet calories, let's be honest.
Services and Conveniences: Making Life Easier
- Concierge: Always useful for recommendations and bookings.
- Currency exchange: Handy.
- Dry cleaning/Laundry service: Always useful for those travellers.
- Elevator: Essential.
- Facilities for disabled guests: Hopefully, this will be good.
- Luggage storage: A must-have.
- Ironing service: Wrinkles are the enemy.
- Daily housekeeping: Essential.
- Babysitting service/Family/child friendly/Kids facilities: Very useful for this part of the hotel!
- Taxi service: Easy transport.
- Car park [free of charge]: Yes!
- Car park [on-site] Car parking is a must
- Gift/souvenir shop: Fun!
- Air conditioning in public area: Essential.
Getting Around: Ease of Access
- Airport transfer: Convenient!
- Car park [free of charge]: Huge bonus. Parking is a pain.
- Car park [on-site]: Even better!
- Taxi service: Always available? Good.
My Personal Take: The Jitters and the Joys
I'm feeling a mix now. On paper, it's looking pretty solid. The cleanliness and safety protocols are reassuring. The facilities seem comprehensive. I've been looking at the photos online, and the location? Gorgeous. Picture-postcard perfect.
But here's the thing: perfection is boring. And hotels, let's face it, can often be a little… sterile. I'm hoping for some character. Some charm. Some soul.
The Really Honest Part (And My Deal with the Devil)
I'm looking for that je ne sais quoi. I want the staff to be friendly, not robotic. I want the food to be delicious, not generic. I want to feel like I'm genuinely on holiday, not just passing through.
For a successful hotel, access is key, and they've got it.
The real test? Will it be my kind of paradise?
Here's The Promise (And Why You Should Book!)
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Alright, hold onto your hats, folks, because we're diving headfirst into the glorious, sun-drenched chaos that is a trip to Bluesun Mala Berulia, Croatia. This ain't your perfectly curated Instagram feed, trust me. This is the real deal, written by yours truly, a caffeine-fueled human who occasionally forgets where they put their passport. Let's go!
Day 1: Arrival and the Great Suitcase Inquisition (and the Beach… duh!)
- Morning (Somewhere between 6 AM and "Oh God, is it really this early?"): Flight lands in Split. Smooth, right? Nope. Turns out I forgot to actually pack my beach towel. The horror! Cue frantic airport souvenir shop dash for a neon orange monstrosity. Think "loud" and "absolutely necessary."
- Transportation: Pre-booked a transfer. The driver, bless his heart, tried to speak English. We bonded over our shared inability to understand song lyrics on Croatian radio. That’s what I call a moment of connection.
- Afternoon (Around 1 PM, after finally locating the hotel): Check-in at Bluesun Mala Berulia. The lobby? Stunning. The room? Lovely, but the air conditioning felt like it was competing to see which room felt like a freezer. The suitcase. Ah, the suitcase. This is where the Inquistion begins. I opened it and was met with a tidal wave of clothes. The packing? A disaster. My bathing suit? Apparently, decided to hide at the bottom of the luggage.
- Afternoon (3 PM – Beach Time!!!): Finally, freedom! The beach at Mala Berulia is… chef's kiss. Pebbles instead of sand, which kinda hurts your feet, but the water? Crystal clear, the bluest thing on planet Earth. Spent a solid hour just floating. Pure bliss. Found a stray dog that decided I was his new best friend. He followed me like I was the Pied Piper of Pedigree.
- Evening (7 PM – Dinner Delights and a Little Too Much Rakija): Dinner at the hotel restaurant. Ordered a delicious plate of grilled seafood, which I proceeded to cover in olive oil like it was going out of style. The local wine? Divine. The Rakija (fruit brandy)? Dangerous. Let's just say I woke up the next morning with a slight Rakija-induced haze and a newfound respect for the power of Croatian hospitality.
Day 2: The Hike That Almost Killed Me (and a Sunset to Die For)
- Morning (8 AM -ish, after the Rakija): Regret. And a massive coffee. Decided to tackle a hike up to the Biokovo Skywalk. Found a map. It looked innocent enough. Famous last words.
- The Hike (From H*ll): The trail was STEEP, and I wasn't quite prepared. It was like a yoga class, but with a mountain. I cursed the sun, the sweat, my questionable fitness level, etc. Started by myself, ended up with a group of people which was pretty funny to see us suffering in silence.
- Mid-Afternoon (Reaching the Top): The views from the Skywalk? Unbelievable. Absolutely breathtaking. The entire Makarska Riviera stretched out before me. Forgetting all the pain, the sweat, only because of this single moment. A moment where reality was only me, alone with a vast landscape. Took approximately a million photos. Probably used up all the storage space on my phone. Worth it. Probably.
- Afternoon (Descending the Mountain): The descent was a different kind of torture. My knees screamed in protest. Found some ice cream and a shady spot to recover. My new found group of friends were as happy as I was with the view.
- Late Afternoon (Back at the Beach): Collapse. Ordered a large ice-cold beer on the beach and watched the waves from a long chair, and started to feel the breeze.
- Evening (Sunset Watching): Back on the beach again for sunset, I saw a gorgeous sunset as golden as the wine I'd just had. Watched the sky turn into a watercolor painting of pinks, oranges, and purples. A perfect moment. The perfect end to what was otherwise a long, complicated day.
Day 3: Island Hopping and the Catamaran Catastrophe (Maybe I've got Sea Legs, maybe I don't!)
- Morning (9 AM): Headed to the port for a booked catamaran tour. Sounded romantic, right? Wrong.
- The Catamaran (Chaos): The sea was a bit… choppy. My stomach? Not a fan. Spent a significant portion of the boat ride wondering if I was going to need the handy sick bags. The crew, bless their nautical hearts, were lovely.
- The Islands (Hvar & Brac): Hvar was charming, very chic and a little swanky. Brac was gorgeous with its famous Zlatni Rat (Golden Horn) beach. Tried to swim, failed miserably. The water was freezing.
- Lunch (On the Boat - Attempt): The lunch was a buffet of… well, stuff. I managed to eat a few things without losing my lunch (literally). The food, while a little too salty, was actually quite good. The wine kept coming.
- Late Afternoon (Back on Land): I walked off the boat like a newborn fawn. I'm convinced I need land legs. A little less nauseated. A little more hung over.
- Evening (Dinner and a Stroll): Ate a pizza and tried to walk along the coast. Did I mention I was a little hungover and maybe still motion sick.
Day 4: Culture, a Disastrous Cooking Class, and a Whole Lot More Wine!
- Morning (10 AM): Decided to be "cultured." Went to a local art gallery in Makarska. Appreciated the art. Very impressive. Felt properly sophisticated.
- Afternoon (Cooking Class): Oh, dear. Booked a Croatian cooking class. Sounds glamorous. Wrong. Accidentally set the kitchen on fire… almost. Completely mangled the pastry dough. The instructor (a very patient Croatian woman) just laughed and said, "You're not alone." We still somehow managed to make a decent meal!
- Late Afternoon (More Beach): Decided I needed to redeem myself after the cooking class. Spent the rest of the afternoon lounging, and watching the sea.
- Evening (Restaurant Exploration): Found a small konoba (tavern) and had dinner. Lots more wine. Laughed till my stomach hurt. Met a couple from Canada. They were great, and we ended up chatting for hours.
- Late Night (Stargazing on the beach, with the Canadians): Stargazing on the beach with the Canadians. The sky, like a black velvet curtain, was dusted with a million sparkling diamonds. The stars were truly breathtaking. The perfect, beautiful end to the day.
Day 5: Departure… and a Vow to Return
- Morning (Sometime Before Noon): Last breakfast overlooking the sea. A heavy heart, and a lingering sense of loss.
- Departure: Said goodbye to the hotel, the beach, the sunshine, and the mountains. The transfer to the airport was uneventful.
- On the Plane Realized I'd forgotten to buy a souvenir.
- The Vow: Swore I would be back. Croatia, you beautiful, messy, slightly challenging, and utterly captivating country, you've got a hold of me. I will return!
So, there you have it. My honest, chaotic, and slightly embarrassing Croatian adventure. Remember, folks, it's not about perfection. It's about the moments, the laughter, the unexpected adventures, and the memories you make along the way. And the Rakija. Never forget the Rakija.
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Bluesun Mala Berulia: Croatia's Hidden Paradise? Let's Get Real. FAQ.
Okay, is this place *actually* paradise? The pictures…they’re lying, right?
What's the vibe like? Is it a party scene or more chill?
Tell me about the food! Is it any good? (I'm a foodie…judge me.)
The Rooms! What are they like? Are the air conditioners noisy? (Because I NEED my sleep!)
Is it good for kids? Are there things to do? I'm travelling with a small army.
How's the service? Are the staff friendly?
What about getting there? Is it a logistical nightmare?

